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Goreshack

by Goreshack

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1.
"The Dreaded Air Herpes" Lyrics by Goreshack [Thor] It used to be reserved for the offenders of the flesh Whores and sluts and cocksmen only felt its painful wrath Five seconds of fun is all it took for your junk to bleed and ooze Like a zombies face covered in mace or a hookers ravaged taint But that's all changed now through the wonders of modern science It spreads through coughs and sneezes from doctors to their clients The dreaded air herpes will sear your nob until you reek of pus and bile [Thor and Darren] The smell of all the cock rot soars and spreads for yards and miles [Thor] The dreaded air herpes will solve all the worlds problems They will kill off the weak, we can blame it on Obama The smell of oozing lesions and Valtrex fills the air [Darren] This floating death disease will fuck you up, I don't fucking care [Thor] Genetically altered herpes created in a lab by nerds with beakers They sprouted wings like insects and tiny claws with fucking pinchers [Darren] The swarms are thick and black and move real fast and loudly screech [Thor and Darren] Run for your life I see the herpes flying down the beach! [Dialog] [Will]: Hey man, what'd that guy say? [Justin]: He said the dreaded air herpes, man! [Thor]: Ah SHIT! [Thor] They'll fly into your clothes and claw their way into your junk You'll stink so bad you'll think you had just screwed a fucking skunk You scream and shake and flop around like an old and dying moth The only way to save yourself is to just saw off your cock It used to be reserved for the offenders of the flesh Whores and sluts and cocksmen all felt its painful wrath Five seconds of fun is all it took for your junk to bleed and ooze Like a zombies face covered in mace or a hookers ravaged taint Fuck!
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"Monsterbation" Lyrics by Goreshack [Thor] I'm alone in the dark With a horror movie on a Friday night It's nearing the shower scene And my shorts don't feel right Is it a tiny monster? Or an alien with a chain? A flesh eating worm? No, it's just my stiff wang I'm up all night with Rhonda That slut that's on the tube The slasher flicks she shows Are the only way I get to scope boobs It's 3 AM and I'm laying, jerking in my bed Hanging with my buddies Freddy, Jason, and Pinhead This frantic masturbation isn't easy to explain Most normal people would find it either morbid or lame But the chicks I dig, the ones that do it for me [Thor and Darren]Are the ones with their tits out just before they get cleaved [Thor and Darren] This is my addiction but it's not really that bad I just beat off to movies where naked chicks get sawed in half It's late on the weekend, I can't avoid the temptation It's time for another round of what I call Monsterbation The constant screaming gore makes the girl who's visiting sick The Blob's not what we're watching, but what's coming out of my dick [Thor and Darren] This is my addiction but it's not really that bad I just beat off to movies where naked chicks get sawed in half It's late on the weekend, I can't avoid the temptation It's time for another round of what I call Monsterbation [Dialog] [Darren]: Hey man, what's going on? [Justin]: Uh, uh, not much man! [Darren]: Man what the fuck, are you beating off to the channel 9 movie again? [Justin]: Yeah, so what! [Darren]: Man you better stop that shit or something fucked up's gonna happen! [Justin]: Bullshit! Now stop trying to call me when you know I'm jerkin off, buttmunch! [Thor] Then something awkward happened my last time whacking off [Darren] My skin it cracked and split and well, it started falling off [Thor] I started moaning like a 'tard, what was happening to me?! [Thor and Darren] I guess all that Monsterbation turned me into a zombie Fuck yeah Monsterbation!
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The Weredude 04:58
"The Weredude" Lyrics by Goreshack and Thomas Kempen [Thor] Greg was an average guy He wasn’t very cool He'd go to work day after day And wear the same douchebag suit Then one day Greg went into a rage Drank a ton of malt liquor, and caught some brutal waves Then underneath the light of the moon he was reborn A monster called the Weredude burst into form [Thor and Darren] Clad in sweatpants Fresh hightop shoes Long mangled hair And an appetite for brews An insatiable maniac With a penchant for thrashin' [Thor]Preening his were-doo to maintain his were-tude He slashes up your guts then makes you his were-food He rifles through your pockets and he steals all your bucks Then he laces up his Chucks to destroy bands that suck [Dialog] [Sam]: Holy shit, it's the Weredude! [Justin]: Where dude?! He rends and raves and kills your worthless brood unseen Leaving crude and twisted bodies as he slobbers and slathers Then he gulps down your blood at the fresh murder scene When the cops arrived he just sat there and cackled Then he killed ten people when they put him in shackles He pissed onto their bodies and then he sprint and he ran And then ate somebodies spleen behind an old garbage can Then one day, they locked him in a cage Didn't give him malt liquor, or any brutal waves They exposed him for hours to the light of the day Hoping it would somehow turn him back into Greg Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg! He cursed and shat, he swore and spat He would never again be Greg He would lick some boots or swear off cooch Before we'd ever see that day The Weredude yelled and he screamed And his head was filled with rage He gripped his thighs and he crossed his eyes And went into a daze He started to quake, the ground started to shake Then he farted so hard that it melted the cage An insatiable maniac With a penchant for thrashin' Preening his were-doo to maintain his were-tude He slashes up your guts then makes you his were-food He rifles through your pockets and he steals all your bucks Then he laces up his Chucks to destroy bands that suck And on that day, he broke out of his cage Robbed a store for malt liquor, and drank it by the waves So underneath the light of the Moon or the Sun If you see the Weredude, you'd better run
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"G.S.M. (Gore Surf Metal)" Lyrics by Goreshack [Thor] We're not here to be The Smiths We're not here to jack your dicks We are here to rip your head off And fill it with fish jizz [Darren] We blast and skank and mosh And we don't give a fuck We'll beat your hipster ass And fuck your girlfriend's cunt [Thor] We all wear Hawaiin shirts [Darren] And dig on sluts in short grass skirts [Sam] We all dig on straight blast beats [Gang] We all eat zombie meat! [Thor] This isn't shit from Urban Outfitters It's music for the dead while they're fucking your sister [Darren] We rape and pillage with all our might We'll burn you on a pyre built from fixed gear bikes

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First pressing limited to 100 numbered copies packaged with a letter from The Weredude. G.S.M. (Gore Surf Metal) is an unlisted secret track with recording outtakes starting at 1:36.

Recorded in May of 2010.

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released June 1, 2010

Goreshack is:
Thor Thompson - Vocals
Darren Brum - Vocals, Guitars
Justin Garcia - Guitars
Will Toledo - Bass
Sam Pfeifer - Drums

Other Staff:
Adam Campbell - Sound Engineer
Ryan Butler - Mixing and Mastering
Stephen Harris - Artwork

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Goreshack Fresno, California

Goreshack is a surf inspired Death Metal band hailing from the trashy beaches of Wormwood Beach.

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