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The Slackrifice

from Tombstone Tide by Goreshack

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On some random Tuesday
We make an offering to our lord
We don't worship Jesus or Allah
If we did we'd end up bored

We don't bow to Buddah, Ganesh or any deity from above
We only offer praise to the devil, our pal, Beelzebub

Most congregations gather at church
Dance and sing stupid songs
We just stay on our couches
And take rips from our bongs

You may think that we slit our wrists
Offering our souls and life
But nah, fuck that, we don't do shit
It's a fuckin' slackrifice!

Our services and rituals are the best
An unholy slacker hangout fest
The initiates draped in all dark black
Grinding weed and fetching snacks

Nap for Satan!
Snacks for Satan!
Slack for Satan!

Come on through, wear your shittiest clothes
Find a recliner and start to doze
Munch some snacks, don't turn back

Another malt liquor from a frosty six pack
Only move to pass the weed sack

No wine for us, nor the body of Christ
Those shitty pale crackers aren't very tight
Send the cult members to the store before close

More rolling papers, cinnamon rolls
Some dank pork rinds and hot Cheetos

Most congregations gather at church
Dance and sing stupid songs
We just stay on our couches
And take rips from our bongs

You may think that we slit our wrists
Offering our souls and life
But nah, fuck that, we don't do shit
It's a fuckin' slackrifice!

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from Tombstone Tide, released May 11, 2016

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Goreshack is a surf inspired Death Metal band hailing from the trashy beaches of Wormwood Beach.

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